This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
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aflo:
*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
This is Margaret when she opens that email
there’s a lot happening right here
i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr
i want all of you to know that this is how her badonkadonks are held:
transition goals
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
sheds a single tear
every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years
happy 18 years of the hobbits still being taken to isengard
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the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.
assault parrots, if you will
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Good Trans News!!
Whenever a celebrity turns out to be transphobic they get a million hours of media coverage and spotlight. It’s easy to feel like every famous person hates trans people, and that’s just not true! We have tons of high profile allies!
Here is a quick list of some (but definitely not all) supportive celebrities! Please feel free to add to this list.
AND DON’T FORGET MY BOY PEDRO BEING THE BEST BRO TO HIS TRANS SISTER.
Also we can not leave out Cher!
Cause she will absolutely cut a terfy bitch if she has to.
We also cannot neglect one of Canada’s finest, comedian Colin Mochrie.
Here to add a second fine Canadian, Tatiana Maslany who wore this sweater in several promotional videos for She-Hulk.
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Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
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Like to charge reblog to cast
You’re not casting
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#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard
Yesterday at the picket just before we started wrapping up, our Strike Captain (who’d been manning the Marching Music via portable speaker) goes “ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY, THIS LAST SONG IS DEDICATED TO OUR AMAZING CROSSING GUARD FOR WORKING SO HARD TO KEEP US SAFE! MICHAEL THIS IS FOR YOU-” and started playing Dubstep Wonderwall.
For context, the reason we have crossing guards is because like a week after the picketing started, Universal tore out the sidewalks the writers had originally been using so picketers would have to walk in the streets. After somebody got hit by a car early on, the crossing guards became mandatory until Universal puts up the pedestrian lane that the Labor Relations Unit told them they have to provide.
It’s been over a month, and they haven’t even pretended to start.
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